Erika La Tour Eiffel is a former U.S. Air Force soldier who claims to be married to the Eiffel Tower. She had also been in love with an archery bow (named Lance) and a sword before that. Erika had a wedding ceremony with friends in 2007, promising eternal love to the monument and legally changing her name. But it's not easy being married to a tourist attraction, on top of the fact that she lives across the globe in San Francisco. Also, Erika says, "There is a huge problem with being in love with a public object. The issue of intimacy -- or rather lack of it -- is forever present." On their first-year anniversary, Erika visited her love to "consummate" her marriage by straddling one of the beams naked. I wonder if the Washington Monument's already taken? Eh, the Eiffel Tower is sexier. [Independent UK]