Don't get us wrong. We wouldn't throw Drake out of bed for eating cookies. But we're not quite so overcome by our ladyboners that we condone a woman getting Drake's name tattooed on her forehead. The tattoo artist was even incredulous! "She was really psyched about it. She had the shitty font all picked out on her iPhone ready to go and was pretty adamant about putting it on her forehead," said Kevin Campbell. "She acted as if she had planned it out for a while, but I’m not really sure how much extended coherent thought could actually go into getting such a stupid tattoo on your forehead." That didn't stop Campbell from taking her money and putting that dopey ink on her forehead. [Celebitchy]

Somehow, Drake’s adoring fan is not at all alone in the way she shows her devotion. Many, many others have made the highly questionable decision to ink a permanent and highly realistic rendering of their favorite celebrity as a way of visually declaring, “I am ______ biggest fan ever.” Here are but a few of the most distressing …