No Steve, it’s not because you never take your knit hat off and your hair smells like a combination of bacon grease and stale popcorn. No, it’s that you thought the perfect knit hat accoutrement would be another, tinier knit hat – for your ears. I would try using something like logic on you — but as stated above, such things won’t really work in this scenario. So that’s why we’re breaking up. I expect my knitting needles back ASAP. Thanks.
We’re Breaking Up: You’re Wearing A Tiny Knit Ear Hat
Posted Under: bad mens fashion, ear hats, fail, hats, mens fashion
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