David Spade, what is your secret for getting the ladies? His latest out-of-his league catch is Padma Lakshmi of “Top Chef.” Wha? Didn’t she just pop out the Dell dude’s baby? That little detail aside … David Spade? Really? But should we be surprised? David has been linked to a long list of hotties including Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra, Heather Locklear, Jillian Barberie, Julie Bowen, Tara Reid, Lara Flynn Boyle, and Kristy Swanson. Holy hottitude. Sure, he’s OK-looking, he’s definitely funny, and he’s from my hometown Scottsdale, AZ (not exactly a selling point), but he must be using some kind of Jedi mind tricks. He’s like a superhero when it comes to women. This dude should write a book and help others out. [Celebitchy]
